Sci-Funny Easter Greetings

Here is an excerpt from a script of a MST3K 3000 show's Easter-related scene (I’ll list the URL below but won’t cite the source using MLA... if you do not know what MST3K is, leave this blog...just kidding... go to http://www.mst3k.com):

[Frank is dressed as an executioner]
Dr. Forrester: Ah, Joel. A hearty hello to you and yours. Let me say this about today's invention exchange; let them eat chocolate.
TV's Frank: That's right Joel. Our invention this week is based on one's natural inclination to bite the heads off of chocolate bunnies.
Dr. Forrester: That's right Frank. [steps aside to reveal guillotine]
Dr. Forrester: That's why we've invented the chocolate bunny guillotine. Eliminate the guess work in biting the heads off bunnies. Ready Mr. Executioner?
TV's Frank: Yes my liege.
Dr. Forrester: [producing a scroll] You have stolen painted eggs in a time of famine. Off with their head Frank. [Frank cuts the string]
Dr. Forrester: And no chocolate mess. Well poopsies?
Tom Servo: [crying] What about the pardon from Fanny Farmer?
Crow T. Robot: His only crime was being born delicious!

Source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094517/quotes

I actually found the video for the Easter-related scene with the chocolate bunny in MST3K. Fast-forward to it when you get to this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnGiaS9uOf8&feature=related

Here is just one scene with the Executioner treating the chocolate bunny like a baby-doll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uUNuTrI9I4

Here is a less humane way to get rid of a chocolate bunny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCrGnd3ljqA

Here is yet another awful way to get rid of a chocolate bunny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKDofFXmRIg&feature=related

This one shows why you should never leave a pet or child in a hot car with the windows rolled up, and also begs the question, “Is there a chocolate division of PETA?”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yAwCIaPt2Y&feature=related